Captain Marvel is one of the sharpest pilots in the Kree Starforce. She can sniff out a Skrull from a mile away. Or can she? Well, I mean, she did go out on a limb and deck that one pensioner on the bus the other day. Today, she’s onto you and your Skrully ways.
But it’s a well-known fact that Skrulls generally have pretty tiny dicks – you’re the exception. So when you whip out your dick and she sees that you’re packin’, she dismisses her suspicions. You’ve got her right where you want her. You were sent here to kill her, but when she grips your dick, you begin to have second thoughts. First things first, get inside this slutty superhero now and worry about your orders later.