The gardening company that you’ve contracted doesn’t hire your standard beer-bellied weed whacker, no, every week they send over a different scantily clad European babe to work your garden. Maybe there’s something about you, but almost every single time, you end up fucking these green-thumbed sluts. The petunias in the back haven’t been watered in over two weeks, but today it’s the same story.
Veronica has done about half her work, but it’s started to rain, so she asks to come inside for some “tea.” By the look in her eyes, by “tea” is code for a sloppy blow jay and 30 minutes of anal, so go ahead and invite Ms. Clark inside and she’ll surely return the favor. But in all seriousness, don’t forget to remind her about those petunias.