This busty secretary Marta LaCroft gives a new meaning to the phrase “hard day at the office”. She doesn’t know how to make coffee, or even how to properly book your appointments, but you only hired her for two titillating reasons. After all, why else would you keep giving her a raise? “I love what my job really means to me,” she says. She started her career at a shop and was fired five minutes earlier: “I never got laid,” she recalls, on April 1, 2012, eight days before her 90th birthday. “This job is for me now.” Marta doesn’t have much choice but to go it alone: when she was hired, she said, her “work life consisted of trying to stay afloat, work all alone.” She had no time to worry about being seen as a drag, or of doing what her boss was doing. “It was so hard for some people,” she says. “The biggest thing was making money off of people on their own. That brought a lot to the table. I loved that.” It’s not easy for Marta to give up that easy life. After all, she found a job, was paid, and began working at a hotel and then at the US Embassy in Kiev. And of those two, she says, “all work is fun.” While she was working in Kiev, the Ukrainian economy contracted and the country closed off and the financial collapse that followed brought on many.