You’ve heard legends of a speakeasy across town, The Wet Whistle. Apparently, the staff at this place is prone to fucking their customers. A friend of yours told you that if you order a simple nocello, you’ll get much more than a shot of overly sweet Italian liqueur, you’ll get a sexy bar-top solo show followed by a sloppy BJ and a vigorous fuck sesh.

As it turns out, you’re one of the few who knows the code order, and your bartender Uma is damn happy to hear it. So giddy-up, it’s fappy hour at The Wet Whistle and this offer is just too good to turn down.