You were reluctant to sign on with German dating coach, Anny Aurora. You knew your friends will give you lots of shit for this. But hey, you’ve been in quite the dry spell.

You just need your confidence back, that’s all. Anny’s dating service isn’t cheap, but it is immersive. She charges a grand an hour which you know full well is ridiculous, but she still wants more. She wants your dick. In Germany, there’s a saying, “eine extrawurst verlangen” which literally “means to ask for an extra sausage”. Coming right up, Anny. You just wanted to learn about body language and pickup lines, but it looks like the both of you are getting something special today. Cumming all over this beautiful blonde’s tits wasn’t in the original curriculum but keep your cool – you can do it!